Bird Talk
Monday, June 6, 2011 at 6:59PM | by Katy Saw these two love birds on our garage today and had to tell you about their conversation:
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He-Bird: Come on, baby, I thought you liked it when I kiss your neck!
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She-Bird: I said, NOT RIGHT NOW! I'm not in the mood. Not after working around the nest all day.
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He-Bird: I bet if you stop talking and let me kiss your neck some more, you'll FIND the mood!
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She-Bird: Honestly! You're so insensitive sometimes! I said I'm not in the mood, and you just keep after me. Maybe instead of using all your energy to make out with me, you can put some work into making our nest a decent place to live. I work my little beak to the bone...
She-Bird: Did you hear me?!?!?
She-Bird: Don't you walk away from me when I'm talking to you! This is EXACTLY why I'm not in the mood sometimes. You come home expecting me to drop everything and tend to your needs. WELL, WHAT ABOUT MY NEEDS?
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He-Bird: (Mumbling) I couldn't meet YOUR needs if I had all the time in the world. My needs take two minutes...MAYBE three.
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She-Bird: I can't even look at you right now! Maybe you could meet my needs a little better if you took the time to actually LISTEN to them! Instead, you come home barking orders like, "Where's my worm, woman?" Well, GO FIND YOUR OWN WORMS! I'm tired of being your slave. I'm going to sleep at my sister's tonight.
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He-Bird: (Doesn't realize she's gone.) That's fine. Just make sure you leave enough worms for me and the kids. You know I don't like to have to go hunting after a long day at the... (Realizes she's gone.) Kids! Do you know where your mom keeps the worms?
These two need therapy!
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Reader Comments (8)
I started reading it thinking it would be a cute blog. Then I started smiling. Then I started laughing out loud. Then I decided you need a day out of the house :-)
Katy - You are hilarious!!! (And I agree with the previous comment. You might need a day out of the house. ;) )
Katy, you are too funny!!!! Loved your take on what was really going on and I have to agree with you 100%....
Maybe they could go to that counselor who does all the "Art work." Wonder what his drawings would be for these too....Ahhhh, this was too funny! I tried to read it to Josh (while he looked at the pics), but I was laughing too hard for him to get the full effect. Plus, I made him pause his movie to read it to him, which probably made it less funny to him too.
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